2009 Complete Index

December 2009


Thursday, December 31, 2009 – New Year’s Eve At Impossible Kisses

Wednesday, December 30, 2009 – Lunar Halo/Eye Shadow Girl Sketch

Tuesday, December 29, 2009 – Talking Back To Galileo

Monday, December 28, 2009 – Wisconsin’s Influence On Art And Technology


Friday, December 25, 2009 – Christmas Witches: A Present Of The Past

Thursday, December 24, 2009 – Christmas Witches I Mean Wishes

Wednesday, December 23, 2009 – All The Little Drops

Tuesday, December 22, 2009 – In Kimberly’s Game Vampires Don’t Count

Monday, December 21, 2009 – Lost (For Brittany Murphy)


Friday, December 18, 2009 – Polka Dot Goodbye

Thursday, December 17, 2009 – One Memory, Two Lessons, Three Bad Movies

Wednesday, December 16, 2009 – Walking The Circle

Tuesday, December 15, 2009 – “Watching T.V.”

Monday, December 14, 2009 – Red Bull, Hershey’s And A Woman Yawning


Friday, December 11, 2009 – Becoming Forever

Thursday, December 10, 2009 – White And Blue Spirals Over Norway

Wednesday, December 9, 2009 – The Foothills Of Olympus

Tuesday, December 8, 2009 – The Unhappy Jazz Dog

Monday, December 7, 2009 – “Because I Couldn’t Trust You”


Friday, December 4, 2009 – Elevator Gothic #3

Thursday, December 3, 2009 – Elevator Gothic #2

Wednesday, December 2, 2009 – Elevator Gothic

Tuesday, December 1, 2009 – Ugly And Beauty



November 2009


Monday, November 30, 2009 – The Renaissance In Public And In Private


Friday, November 27, 2009 – The Crypto-Politics Of Flowers And Kites

Thursday, November 26, 2009 – Lana Lang And “The Supervillain’s Nightclub”

Wednesday, November 25, 2009 – “Good Little Naked Mole Rat”

Tuesday, November 24, 2009 – A Quick Badfinger Note

Monday, November 23, 2009 – The Angle Of Repose Of Corpses


Friday, November 20, 2009 – Cat Stevens In The Real World

Thursday, November 19, 2009 – “Where Do The Children Play?”

Wednesday, November 18, 2009 – The Alaska Cauldron

Tuesday, November 17, 2009 – Post-Christian Party Talk

Monday, November 16, 2009 – Jenny Paid Her Respects At Sara’s Grave


Friday, November 13, 2009 – The Empty Lot Entanglement

Thursday, November 12, 2009 – “Out Of This Door Might Come Something”

Wednesday, November 11, 2009 – “She’s A Pussy Cat”

Tuesday, November 10, 2009 – Circular Stacks

Monday, November 9, 2009 – Zombie Sara’s Zombie Urges Destroyed Her World


Friday, November 6, 2009 – Where Is The Delectable Creature?

Thursday, November 5, 2009 – The Destination Of The Moth

Wednesday, November 4, 2009 – Maybe Between The Earth And The Moon

Tuesday, November 3 2009 – “Between Us And You A Great Chasm Has Been Fixed”

Monday, November 2, 2009 – Zombie Sara Made Jenny Question Their Past



October 2009


Friday, October 30, 2009 – Zombie Chess

Thursday, October 29, 2009 – Quasi Una Zombie Fantasia

Wednesday, October 28, 2009 – Ancient Cities Of The Moon

Tuesday, October 27, 2009 – Boo!

Monday, October 26, 2009 – Zombie Sara Terrorized Jenny From The Start


Friday, October 23, 2009 – To Push Away The Universe Itself

Friday, October 23, 2009 – Tough Stuff In Progress

Thursday, October 22, 2009 – This Scary, Pumpkin Time Of Year

Wednesday, October 21, 2009 – Even Her Crayons Were Lies

Tuesday, October 20, 2009 – Planetary Light And The Combustion Of Stars

Monday, October 19, 2009 – Sara’s Zombie Quest Disgusted Jenny


Friday, October 16, 2009 – The Evening Sky Is Cloudy

Friday, October 16, 2009 – The Mind’s Ocean Redux

Thursday, October 15, 2009 – Squirrels And The Lost Mountains Of Tibet

Wednesday, October 14, 2009 – The End Of A Paddy Chayefsky Romance

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 – Mixed Signals

Monday, October 12, 2009 – The Zombie Issue Destroyed Their Friendship


Friday, October9, 2009 – Puddle Monsters: Sonya And The Shoe #2

Thursday, October 8, 2009 – All The Sunlight Is For Laughing

Wednesday, October 7, 2009 – Saturn/Books/Mean Things/Rock And Roll

Tuesday, October 6, 2009 – Puddle Monsters: The Clouds Of Neptune

Monday, October 5, 2009 – Puddle Monsters: Sonya And The Shoe


Friday, October 2, 2009 – Things Not Jazz: Ice Cream Sadness

Thursday, October 1, 2009 – 2009 3rd Quarter Index



September 2009


Wednesday, September 30, 2009 – Puddle Monsters: Creatures Of The Edge

Tuesday, September 29, 2009 – Puddle Monsters

Monday, September 28, 2009 – The Sky On The Phone Talking


Friday, September 25, 2009 – Coherency Marionette — Gravity Laughing

Thursday, September 24, 2009 – Coherency Marionette — A Word Sonnet

Wednesday, September 23, 2009 – Democracy, Whiskey, Sexy! — 1945 Version

Tuesday, September 22, 2009 – Pretty Flowers Pose But Keep Secrets

Monday, September 21, 2009 – The Crow Equinox


Friday, September 18, 2009 – The Law Of The Orchid And Rainbow Jungle

Thursday, September 17, 2009 – Don’t Look Now: Modern Pretty

Wednesday, September 16, 2009 – What Is Love? 6—Broadway Diamond

Tuesday, September 15, 2009 – California One Way Sign

Monday, September 14, 2009 – A Snail Relaxing


Friday, September 11, 2009 – Everything Disappearing

Thursday, September 10, 2009 – Conspiracy Theories And Masturbation

Wednesday, September 9, 2009 – Women Write On Themselves

Tuesday, September 8, 2009 – Where There Are No Butterflies

Monday, September 7, 2009 – Coming Up Close Everything Sounds Like Zombies


Friday, September 4, 2009 – Quasi Una Snow White And Vampirella Fantasia

Thursday, September 3, 2009 – Snow White And Vampirella

Wednesday, September 2, 2009 – Polite Doors

Tuesday, September 1, 2009 – Lost In (Something Like) Rock And Roll



August 2009


Monday, August 31, 2009 – Faux Yandere—Giggles And Journaling


Friday, August 28, 2009 – Dracula, The Wolfman And Miley Cyrus

Thursday, August 27, 2009 – Cell Phones, Street Lights, Something Like Honey

Wednesday, August 26, 2009 – A Bobber On The Asphalt

Tuesday, August 25, 2009 – One Pair Of Cool Socks

Monday, August 24, 2009 – Makeup, Jazz And Wild Dogs


Friday, August 21, 2009 – Trees At Night

Thursday, August 20, 2009 – That Third Evil Clown

Wednesday, August 19, 2009 – Three Clowns On The Dark Sidewalk

Tuesday, August 18, 2009 – Clowns, Women, But First A Rainbow

Monday, August 17, 2009 – Diane Revisits The Two Captains


Friday, August 14, 2009 – Sunshine On Breakfast

Thursday, August 13, 2009 – How Many Naked Teenage Girls Does It Take

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 – A Piece Of Clothing

Tuesday, August 11, 2009 – The Dark Sidewalk

Monday, August 10, 2009 – Bloody Dangerous Sexy Beanie Babies


Friday, August 7, 2009 – What Is The Opposite Of Transcendent?

Thursday, August 6, 2009 – Mathilda And Nicole: Perfume, Things Like That

Wednesday, August 5, 2009 – Psychopaths: Some Metaphysics, Some Politics

Tuesday, August 4, 2009 – Death And Dancing And Death-Wise

Monday, August 3, 2009 – Fallen, Lost Empires



July 2009


Friday, July 31 2009 – Six Billion Happy Memories

Friday, July 31, 2009 – Tanya Tucker’s “Lizzie And The Rainman”

Thursday, July 30, 2009 – Both Touched By Something

Wednesday, July 29, 2009 – Devo And Kim Kardashian

Tuesday, July 28 2009 – Not Only Unstable Dizzying

Monday, July 27, 2009 – Mathilda And Nicole


Friday, July 24, 2009 – You Damn Punk Kids

Thursday, July 23, 2009 – Counting To Five

Wednesday, July 22, 2009 – War, Huh, Good God, Y’All

Tuesday, July 21, 2009 – William Shatner Is Like Poetry

Monday, July 20, 2009 – Meatballs For Breakfast


Friday, July 17, 2009 – Don’t You Fucking Die Mischa Barton

Thursday, July 16, 2009 – Tricky Times

Wednesday, July 15, 2009 – Red Bull: The Movie

Tuesday, July 14, 2009 – Galileo And Neptune In The News!

Monday, July 13, 2009 – Carla The Postmodern Groupie


Friday, July 10, 2009 – Los Angeles Is My Daisy

Thursday, July 9, 2009 – A Supervillain Refresher

Wednesday, July 8, 2009 – The End Of A Walter Becker Romance

Tuesday, July 7, 2009 – Unrequited As A Cosmology

Monday, Juy 6, 2009 – Temping At Impossible Kisses: Chanteuse


Friday, July 3, 2009 – Me And The Damsel Not In Distress

Thursday, July 2, 2009 – Paul And The Damsel In Distress

Wednesday, July 1, 2009 – 2009 2nd Quarter Index



June 2009


Tuesday, June 30, 2009 – Vogue Zombies

Monday, June 29, 2009 – Jenny, I Got Your Number


Friday, June 26, 2009 – The New Horizons Spacecraft As Julia Adams

Thursday, June 25, 2009 – Quasi Una Supervillain Fantasia

Wednesday, June 24, 2009 – Crazy Girl Update

Tuesday, June 23, 2009 – She Comes In Colors Everywhere

Monday, June 22, 2009 – Fog In The Hills Above The Magic Kingdom


Friday, June 19, 2009 – The Once And Future Mandy Moore

Thursday, June 18, 2009 – Saying Mean Things

Wednesday, June 17, 2009 – Impossible Kisses (Wisconsin)

Tuesday, June 16, 2009 – The Girl In The Canadian Negligee

Monday, June 15, 2009 – British Blues


Friday, June 12, 2009 – Quasi Una Fantasia Again

Thursday, June 11, 2009 – Ghosts Are Us

Wednesday, June 10, 2009 – I’m Sorry The World Did This To You

Tuesday, June 9, 2009 – The Dead Movie Store Epilogue

Monday, June 8, 2009 – LeAnn Is Misty Too Much In Love


Friday, June 5, 2009 – I Understand, But Then There’s Tal Wilkenfeld

Thursday, June 4, 2009 – The Sexy Herpetologist Returns! (Sans Sexy)

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 – Hidden Meaning In New Testament Apocrypha

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 – Metaphysics And Apple’s iTunes Store

Monday, June 1, 2009 – That Space Age Archaic Glow



May 2009


Friday, May 29, 2009 – Shadows On The Tissues In The Sun

Thursday, May 28, 2009 – Grinning, Shivering, At The Intertwingling

Wednesday, May 27, 2009 – Quasi Una Fantasia

Tuesday, May 26, 2009 – Hypnotized By Advertising

Monday, May 25, 2009 – Sabine And The Queen


Friday, May 22, 2009 – UFO Movie

Thursday, May 21, 2009 – Me, Happy

Wednesday, May 20, 2009 – Me By The Numbers

Tuesday, May 19, 2009 – Umbrella Button: The Movie

Monday, May 18, 2009 – Video Cuddles Gently Weeping


Friday, May 15, 2009 – Zombie Flowers

Thursday, May 14, 2009 – Forgot To Buy Soap (Distracted By Fantasy)

Wednesday, May 13, 2009 – Breaking Things

Tuesday, May 12, 2009 – Fixing Things

Monday, May 11, 2009 – The Second Death Of Dean Martin


Friday, May 8, 2009 – Someday: The Last Expedition

Thursday, May 7, 2009 – Pris: The End Of A Philip K. Dick Romance

Wednesday, May 6, 2009 – Zombies Are Not The New Vampires

Tuesday, May 5, 2009 – Waves Over Stone

Monday, May 4, 2009 – In Vogue


Friday, May 1, 2009 – Today’s Post Is Not Called “Coupling”



April 2009


Thursday, April 30, 2009 – The Sun Also Rises And Gets Eaten By Zombies

Wednesday, April 29, 2009 – Decision Making And The Bible

Tuesday, April 28, 2009 – Pyramids In Marigold Space

Monday, April 27, 2009 – Paleontology And Desire


Friday, April 24, 2009 – Beautiful Music

Thursday, April 23, 2009 – Watching Women Run

Wednesday, April 22, 2009 – Peter Gabriel’s “Solsbury Hill”

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 – Tell The Meek: No, Not Yet

Monday, April 20, 2009 – The Simple Joys Of Maidenhood (Wisconsin)


Friday, April 17, 2009 – Yawn. Oh. Special Effects. Yawn.

Thursday, April 16, 2009 – Love And Kisses On iCarly

Wednesday, April 15, 2009 – Venus In The Morning

Tuesday, April 14, 2009 – RIP Marilyn Chambers (4/22/52-4/12/09)

Monday, April 13, 2009 – Audacity, Audacity, Splat


Friday, April 10, 2009 – Special Appearance By Muskie Light Switch

Thursday, April 9, 2009 – Weasels Ripped My flesh (Bra Attacks!)

Wednesday, April 8, 2009 – Atlas Shrugged, Taylor Swift, Shangri-La

Tuesday, April 7, 2009 – Walt Disney And Chuck Jones: Talking To People

Monday, April 6, 2009 – The Strange Tall Man In A Metal Coat


Friday, April 3, 2009 – I’m Picturing Taylor Swift Naked

Thursday, April 2, 2009 – The End Of A Barry Malzberg Romance

Wednesday, April 1, 2009 – 2009 1st Quarter Index



March 2009


Tuesday, March 31, 2009 -- “Betty Jean Thiebaud & Book”

Monday, March 30, 2009 -- Working In The Coal Mine Going Down Down


Friday, March 27, 2009 -- The Spaceship That Joked

Thursday, March 26, 2009 -- A Marilu Henner Post—Honestly!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009 -- Neutral Zone Infraction?!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009 -- On Rosemary Being Momentarily Cast Back In Time

Monday, March 23, 2009 -- Ice Worlds Beyond Neptune Study Our Hearts


Friday, March 20, 2009 -- My Autographed Photograph Of Virginia Wade—2

Thursday, March 19, 2009 -- My Autographed Photograph Of Virginia Wade—1

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 -- nPr = n! / (n-r)!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 -- A Strange Vacation

Monday, March 16, 2009 -- Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Evade The Undead.


Friday, March 13, 2009 -- My First Google Rainbow

Thursday, March 12, 2009 -- The Good Old Days—Umm, Yeah...

Wednesday, March 11, 2009 -- Venus And Kate Moss

Tuesday, March 10, 2009 -- Imagine Space Cheerleaders

Monday, March 9, 2009 -- Through Ophelia’s Doorway


Friday, March 6, 2009 -- Robot Observatories

Thursday, March 5, 2009 -- A Little More Venus Talk

Wednesday, March 4, 2009 -- Venus In The Evening, Venus In The Morning

Tuesday, March 3, 2009 -- Twenty-Four Hundred Man-Years For What?

Monday, March 2, 2009 -- “Just Count The Fucking Tiles!”



February 2009


Friday, February 27, 2009 -- Penelope’s Business (Or, Loose Threads)

Thursday, February 26, 2009 -- The Star Above The Bug

Wednesday, February 25, 2009 -- Thrift Shops: Sex And Conspiracies

Tuesday, February 24, 2009 -- Comet Lulin Update

Monday, February 23, 2009 -- Tammy And The Shampoo


Friday, February 20, 2009 -- T. J. Pughe: Chip-Making Fool

Thursday, February 19, 2009 -- The Fifteen Syllable Problem

Wednesday, February 18, 2009 -- Happy Times And Kindle Sadness

Tuesday, February 17, 2009 -- I haven’t Seen Comet Lulin Yet

Monday, February 16, 2009 -- Bud Selig And The Goats


Friday, February 13, 2009 -- Ballad Of Little Red Riding Hood In Blue

Thursday, February 12, 2009 -- Ice Cream And The Mayor

Wednesday, February 11, 2009 -- Death Itself And The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre

Tuesday, February 10, 2009 -- The Eternal Thompson Gunner

Monday, February 9, 2009 -- Prelude To Little Red Riding Hood In Blue


Friday, February 6, 2009 -- Apple And The Status Cow

Thursday, February 5, 2009 -- Escape From Earth And The Status Cow

Wednesday, February 4, 2009 -- Orbis Non Sufficit And The Status Cow

Tuesday, February 3, 2009 -- Breaking The Status Cow

Monday, February 2, 2009 -- Big Lizard Bad France Lisa Wants In Chase’s Pants



January 2009


Friday, January 30, 2009 -- I Atom Nun (Mountain Letters Times Ten)

Thursday, January 29, 2009 -- Red Granite (Updated)

Wednesday, January 28, 2009 -- “Hardly Anyone Visits; No One Stays”

Tuesday, January 27, 2009 -- The Hidden Princess Of Mount Shasta

Monday, January 26, 2009 -- Elena Called A Let


Friday, January 23, 2009 -- Chimeras: Slackers And Droodles To The Rescue

Thursday, January 22, 2009 -- Looking To Fall Into The Bear’s Spirals

Wednesday, January 21, 2009 -- Bride Of Muskie Light Switch

Tuesday, January 20, 2009 -- A Spaceship That Sparks

Monday, January 19, 2009 -- Anna Kournikova Epistemology


Friday, January 16, 2009 -- Bernadette’s Mirror: Landslide

Thursday, January 15, 2009 -- Bernadette’s Mirror: Strata

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 -- Bernadette’s Mirror: Eroding

Tuesday, January 13, 2009 -- Bernadette’s Mirror: Fossilized

Monday, January 12, 2009 -- Bernadette’s Mirror


Friday, January 9, 2009 -- Rocks And Water And Weather And Stars

Thursday, January 8, 2009 -- The Fossil And The Paleontologist

Wednesday, January 7, 2009 -- Fossils Never Run Away, But

Tuesday, January 6, 2009 -- Diane Wakoski And Batman

Monday, January 5, 2009 -- The Coolest Superpower


Friday, January 2, 2009 -- 2008 Complete Index

Thursday, January 1, 2009 -- Night Songs And Whispers #2: Whispers