Friday, August 28, 2009
Dracula, The Wolfman And Miley Cyrus
One evening at midnight under a full Moon, Dracula, the Wolfman and Miley Cyrus walk into a bar.
The bartender stops what he’s doing and he stares.
The patrons stop talking and stop eating and stop throwing darts and they stare.
The bartender says, “You just turn around now and walk right back out. We don’t serve your kind here.”
The patrons start picking up pitchforks from off the floor, taking down torches from off the walls and loading shiny silver bullets into their revolvers.
Dracula and the Wolfman turn and they start to leave.
The bartender calls out, “Not you two. You two can stay. But we don’t want no Disney Girls in here. This is a respectable bar.”
Miley Cyrus looks at the pitchforks, torches and guns and she hurries out of the bar.