Thursday, April 16, 2009
Love And Kisses On iCarly
SAMANTHA: We can’t let Jake sing on the show.
CARLY: You want him to disappoint Grammy One Foot?
SAMANTHA: You want him to be humiliated in front of the whole world? The boy can’t sing!
CARLY: So? Half the pop stars on the charts can’t sing. They fix their voices with computers or something.
SAMANTHA: Yeah. Too bad we don’t know a computer geek that’ll do anything you ask.
CARLY: Can you fix his voice or not?
FREDDIE: Yes. But I’m not going to do it. I’m not going to help turn “Mr. Awesome” into “Mr. Totally Awesome.”
FREDDIE: If I do, will you kiss me?
FREDDIE: Then no!
CARLY: Aw, come on!
SAMANTHA: I’m going to puke all over both of you!
CARLY: Freddie . . .
FREDDIE: Just one little kiss on the lips.
FREDDIE: Okay. Fine. I’ll do it.
CARLY: Thank you.