Weasels Ripped My Flesh (Bra Attacks!)

In 1970 Frank Zappa released a pretty good album called, “Weasels Ripped My Flesh.”

The title was more-or-less a reference to the way electric razors rip up a guy’s face. (The Wikipedia link above gives more of the background to the weasel business.)

Nowadays apparently there has been a gender flip and the weasels are bras attacking women!

The story appears even in Forbes, but I’m going to quote the Chicago Sun-Times reporting because they have the most details. The photo is Adriana Lima from a different Victoria’s Secret story, but it illustrates the whole ‘bra’ concept. [And it’s Adriana Lima in an orange bra. Duh. --Mark]

NEW ORLEANS — Women in several states claim Victoria’s Secret bras gave them rashes and other skin problems, and a group of lawyers sought Wednesday to consolidate their cases against the lingerie chain.

Federal lawsuits filed in Louisiana, Florida, New Jersey and New York accuse Victoria’s Secret and its parent company, Limited Brands Inc., of negligently designing undergarments and misrepresenting the safety of their products.

Limited Brands has assured customers that Victoria’s Secret bras are safe.

Wednesday’s petition is limited to four cases already pending in federal courts, but plaintiffs’ lawyers said they are prepared to file more than 600 other cases once the panel rules on their bid to consolidate the litigation.

Jerilyn Amaya, 66, of West Palm Beach, Fla., one of the four plaintiffs, said the bras she wore gave her a “horrible rash” and hives.

“It kept burning and itching. I finally stopped wearing the bras,” she said. “It disappeared, but it still burns every once in a while.”

Plaintiffs’ attorneys suspect formaldehyde resins in the bras are responsible for the alleged ailments. Formaldehyde is a preservative found in many products; at elevated levels, it can irritate skin.

“When you heat the bras by putting it in the dryer, it releases the resins embedded in the fabric,” said plaintiffs’ attorney Daniel Becnel Jr., whose Reserve, La.-based law firm filed both the consolidation petition and a lawsuit on behalf of a Baton Rouge woman.

The petition, filed Wednesday with the Judicial Panel on Multidistrict Litigation, asks that the cases be heard together by a federal judge in Baton Rouge, La. The Washington, D.C., panel didn’t immediately act on the request.

Limited Brands says Victoria Secret does not add formaldehyde to its bras, and it says independent tests show the bras are formaldehyde-free or have only small traces of the chemical that wouldn’t cause any health problems.

“Millions of women love Victoria’s Secret bras,” Limited Brands spokeswoman Tammy Roberts Myers said in a statement. “We have strict quality controls around our products, and we do not use formaldehyde in our bras. Customer safety and satisfaction are always our primary concerns, and we take very seriously any issues our customers may have with our products.”

Becnel also represents Gulf Coast hurricane victims who sued the Federal Emergency Management Agency, claiming they were exposed to potentially hazardous levels of formaldehyde fumes while living in government-issued trailers after hurricanes Katrina and Rita in 2005.

Hundreds of claims against FEMA and trailer manufacturers were consolidated in New Orleans. The first case, against Gulf Stream Coach Inc., is scheduled to be tried in September.

Patricia Williams, a toxicologist who has served as an expert witness for the plaintiffs in the FEMA trailer litigation, also has been hired by plaintiffs’ lawyers to evaluate the health claims of Victoria’s Secret customers.

“This is not a little clothing rash,” Williams said. “The extent and severity of it is just unbelievable. Many of them have scars that seem to be permanent.”

Victoria's Secret bras gave us scars, rashes: women
Chicago Sun-Times, April 8

Just on a personal note, I want to thank God for this story.

Other than a story that involves the Loch Ness monster and lingerie models, I can’t imagine a story I’d rather post than a story that lets me make a reference to a cool old Zappa album, commercialism literally on the attack and Adriana Lima in a bra. This isn’t Shangri-La—that was yesterday—but this is me in blog post heaven.

And, of course, I’ve already put up my own story about the Loch Ness monster and lingerie models!

Ashley And The Green Sweater (Part One)

Ashley And The Green Sweater (Part Two)

Ashley And The Green Sweater (Part Three)