“Caroline Wozniacki's desperate attempt to reinvent herself took a bizarre twist yesterday with the world No. 1 being forced to recall the media to a second press conference to declare that she had not been mauled by a feral kangaroo. ...”
Open slather: Kangaroo cleared of wrong-doing
The Sidney Morning Herald, January 24, 2011
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I used to think it would be a romantic trip
to fall in love, buy a small boat, sail off to sea—
blue water, blue sky and a woman holding me.
I’d pour German wine in paper cups and we’d sip.
Then the odd color oil bubbled out of the rip
in the Gulf of Mexico and my fantasy
woman, too, became odd fiction like a crazy
woman tennis player and her kangaroo quip.
Now that women are as wrecked as ocean water
I’m thinking a boat, even a big boat, won’t do.
I’m thinking a submarine can sink through the gunk—
a craft that can falter as my spirits falter.
As feral women explain to the press what’s true,
I want to sink. Just like they say Atlantis sunk.
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Kings And Queens Of The Ancient Seas (Part One)
Kings And Queens Of The Ancient Seas (Part Two)
Kings And Queens Of The Ancient Seas (Part Three)
Sitting Here Cruising Thousands Of Feet Down
On Being A (Very) Sad Tennis Fan
The Hidden Princess Of Mount Shasta
Freedom From The Wild
This Airship, This Woman, This Dream
A Place To Read Books I’ve Never Read
The End Of The World Shaken Not Stirred
Fireflies (Not Synchronized) In My House
A Shadow Too Dark For Atlantis