Light Bulbs And The Kennedy Assassination — 1 & 2

LIGHT BULBS AND THE KENNEDY ASSASSINATION — 1
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Question: How many Kennedy Assassination researchers does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer: Just one. Or possibly a well-coordinated team of anywhere from three to twenty-eight highly-trained Kennedy Assassination researchers working with the support of military intelligence groups and the cooperation of local, state and federal government agencies. Or maybe just the one, acting alone.

LIGHT BULBS AND THE KENNEDY ASSASSINATION — 2
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Question: How many Kennedy Assassination researchers does it take to change a light bulb?


Answer: Twenty. One to write a book about the first light bulb burning out. Three to write books refuting the first book about the light bulb burning out and offering alternative theories. Two to write books revisiting and rehabilitating the original book about the first light bulb burning out. Four to develop computer simulations of the first light bulb burning out. Nine to create a comprehensive database of every news story that was published in the world press on the day the first light bulb burned out. And one to change the light bulb.

1 + 3 + 2 + 4 + 9 + 1 = 20 It takes twenty Kennedy Assassination researchers to change a light bulb.