EXTERIOR, WALKWAY OUTSIDE SUZY’S FRONT DOOR – DAY
SUZY’S soaking wet. She has a towel over
her shoulders from drying her hair.
So, what have we learned? Things like odd shaped logs
floating in the water or unfamiliar animals
swimming in the water can be mistaken for sea monsters.
Duh. Of course, by that same principle every day
hundreds of people see real sea monsters
and mistake them for floating logs or swimming animals.
I guess. Anyway, all you can do is have fun.
But keep in mind you never know what’s just a few feet away
waiting to bite you on the rump. It might be me
or it might be something even scarier! Bye-bye!
See you next time the camera’s on!
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