The Impossible Kisses Statement On Lady Gaga

I know many people on the internet believe—for instance, the people at The Vigilant Citizen—that Lady Gaga is an element of what Fox Mulder called the military-industrial-entertainment complex working a trauma model project on everyone in the world, i.e., the globalization of Project Monarch, to fragment and manipulate our consciousness.



I completely disagree.


I strongly believe Lady Gaga is just the gays getting back at the straights in retaliation for Disco Demolition Night.


Revenge is a dish.

Best. Served. Cold.