Monday, September 08, 2008

Keeping A Vampire As A Pet Always Ends Badly

Harry: Oh, shit. Shit! What the fuck did you do?

Tatiana: What I’m supposed to do. I’m a vampire, remember? This is what I do. This is what I am. I told you to get me a victim. Somebody that nobody would miss. But no. No, you couldn’t do that. So this is what happens.

Harry: I bought you the rabbits!

Tatiana: Know what? Fuck the rabbits! And fuck you, too, Harry. I need human blood. You want to feed a rabbit to something buy a snake. From now on you’re going to get me what I need or I’m going to wither away and die. And I’m guessing you don’t have the stomach for that.

Harry: Okay. Okay, okay.

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