Oh, Sasquatch, last night when I was putting away my telescope, I dropped the tripod. It fell down a flight of stairs. One of the steel legs became bent.
Don’t worry, Anime Girl! I can unbend any piece of steel as easily as you unbend a paperclip.
Oh, Sasquatch, you have all the strength of the wild forests in your limbs yet when you pick me up and put me on your shoulder you’re as gentle as the wind lifting a willow branch. I love you, Sasquatch.
And I love you, Anime Girl. And I love you.