Oh, Sasquatch, the soccer boys say they are going to rape me and steal my collection of autographed tennis balls!
Do not be afraid, Anime Girl! Those kick-ball guys know that if they bother you I will crush them flatter than an American car in an Autobahn pile-up.
Oh, Sasquatch, you are an animal and have no respect for human law, but I love you!
I love you, too, Anime Girl. I love you, too.