Five Songs: #2 – Hidden Agenda

These days to make it
You need a plan
A hidden agenda
If you want to rule this land
I’ve got mine figured out
Now it’s time to make my stand
Young girls and handguns
That’s my plan

Young girls and handguns
That’s my economic plan
They speak the language
We all understand
Young girls and handguns
That’s for me
I’ll be Charlie-In-Command

Young girls and handguns
They do tricks
Ask Gerald Ford
Who put in the fix
Squeaky and Sara
They made the throw
Hey, girls, is it true you know . . .
(“Who?”) Ross Perot? (“What? No way!”)

Young girls and handguns
They’ll make your day
They’ve got you covered
Put your guns away
Young girls and handguns
They’re still at large
I want to be Charles—
Can I be Charles—
I am Charles-In-Charge