I opened my refrigerator door.
My refrigerator yelled, “You fat pig!”
I closed the door and shuddered at the dig.
But I was hungry so I braced for more
and went in again. “I will not ignore
that roll of fat above your pants! Zaftig?
Fat! Calculus, geometry and trig
couldn’t count your calories, sugar whore!”
I grabbed some veggies and a chicken breast
and shut the door. There is a roll of fat
bulging above the waist of my new pants.
Lean meats. Fresh veggies. Healthy fat. This quest
is my odyssey—return to abs flat,
to silence from refrigerator rants.
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Things Not Jazz: Ice Cream Sadness
Keys With Their Baffling Variety Of Curves
(Zaftig)
Porcelain Scientists With Metal Helpers
Cookies And High Heels In A Clean Kitchen
Children Of Legend
Tiny Purple Fishes Swim Laughing
(Violence of the Sun)
Hmmmm that "roll" don't look bad compaired to my fat belly...
ReplyDeleteBut, I have snacks talk to me all the time saying "eat me"...