Monday, October 08, 2007

“Boozing Angelina Collapses!” *

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

‘Boozing Angelina Collapses!’

‘Boozing Angelina Collapses!’ who?

‘Boozing Angelina Collapses!’
And a thousand violins begin to play
Or it might be the sound of your ‘Hello’
This music I hear
I get misty
The moment you’re near...


* The title refers to a story in the 10/15 issue of the National Enquirer about Angelina Jolie. It’s not about my friend Angie. Angie’s full name is Angeline. And Angeline has told me repeatedly that when she goes out with Brad Pitt she never gets falling-down drunk.

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