Monday, February 06, 2012

An Orchestra That Goes In And Out





V-Accordions have revolutionized the music world, and Roland has dedicated itself to the ongoing development of these amazing instruments. The FR-1x series is the newest addition to the famous V-Accordion family. These compact, lightweight models offer the same flexibility and portability as their popular FR-1 predecessors, but add significant features, including USB functionality and advanced bellows-pressure circuitry for enhanced sensitivity and precision. With new-generation speakers onboard and an expanded 7-segment/3-character display, the FR-1x piano-type and FR-1xb button-type set a powerful standard for a small lightweight accordion.
  • Full range high quality speakers on board in bass reflex box: 7 W x 2
  • USB memory port for Wave/MP3 player, new-sounds upload, data loading/saving
  • Professional look with friendly user interface and 7-segment LED
  • Standard and Free Bass modes
  • 16 Accordion Sets, 16 Orchestral sounds, four Virtual Tone Wheel presets, eight User Programs
  • Available in black or red



I’ve never been tempted to play an accordion
but Roland makes a synthesizer accordion
in fact they have an entire product range of the things
and if I ever meet a woman who has been forced
to learn to play accordion by Old World parents
I would show her these squeeze boxes to wear on her chest
because these squeeze boxes can sound like an orchestra
but it would be an orchestra she wears on her chest.

An orchestra that goes in and out and in and out.

I’ve never been tempted to play an accordion
and I’ve always been attracted to women and flutes
but the thought of showing an accordion player
an arrangement of “Dream Lover” that goes in and out
makes my eyes go wide and I have to remind myself
to blink because I start seeing that squeeze box squeezing
and the music in my head is a whole orchestra
playing along with me singing for a dream lover.

An orchestra that goes in and out and in and out.

I’ve never been tempted to play an accordion
but I have been tempted to stare at a woman’s chest
I mean a woman’s chest without an accordion
strapped to it so a woman with a synthesizer
strapped to her chest is something like the best of both worlds
and I wonder: Could this woman be the next big thing
a chest to stare at that everyone politely could
while an orchestra there on her chest played “Dream Lover”?

An orchestra that goes in and out and in and out.













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