Michael Vick And Garfield

Michael Vick and Garfield the Cat walk into a bar. They get a booth in the back where they can talk without being overheard. They order drinks and when their drinks arrive Garfield looks over his whiskey at Michael.

Garfield asks, “Do you know what you call it when a whole bus full of pit bulls goes over a cliff?”

Michael Vick looks around to make sure no one can hear them. He takes a sip from his beer. “What do you call it,” Vick asks, “when a whole bus full of pit bulls goes over a cliff?”

Garfield takes a long swallow from his whiskey. He makes satisfied, smacking noises with his lips. He says, “A good start.”