Friday, May 11, 2007
Britney Spears: Death By Dinosaur
If Britney Spears were booked to perform
at the refurbished and reopened
Jurassic Park, how would she get killed?
Stepped on by apatosaurs feeding?
Impaled on a stegosaurus tail?
Knocked down, nibbled to death by compys?
Eviscerated by a raptor?
Charged, run through, by a triceratops?
Torn up, fed to pterodactyl chicks?
Chomped and swallowed whole by a T-rex?
Or would she pass out drunk in her room,
gag on her back, drown in her vomit
leaving her publicist to leak out
a gruesome horror story about
death by dinosaur although details
would be few and frustratingly vague
and strangely no lawsuits would be filed . . .