Impossible Kisses

I wish someone who looks exactly like Winona Ryder but yet who isn’t Winona Ryder would steal me just for one night and the two of us would ...

He came riding in on the sunrise On a hot west Texas day A fancy man in a painted wagon With some fancy things to say Looks like you folks n...

I’m not ignoring the impact on Jupiter from two weeks ago. Twice in history since Galileo first looked only twice in that four hundred year ...

Even though I don’t hang out much at gossip sites—although I do look around now and then for Mischa Barton news—I visit so many different ...

Have a look at this bit of verse. I didn’t write this. I’m just passing along the words. I’ll explain where the words come from below. (And...

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Normally when I do a cartoon I scribble out a rough sketch to make sur...

You damn punk kids with your internet porn and fake birth certificates you don’t know what it’s like working in a coal mine airbrushing imag...

I’m a little nervous today. Some people say when you feel yourself about to fly off the handle or over-react you should stop, take a deep br...

Ummm . . . Last night I was humping down to the Perfume River nailing my name into the pages of history by leaving a comment at the Wonket...

Performers deal with many different kinds of venues, places to perform. These days, thanks to what’s called viral marketing sometimes it is...

Then the word of the LORD came to me, saying: “Before I formed you in the womb I knew you; Before you were born I sanctified you . . .” — J...

This is an excerpt from an interview with Muriel Anderson . The full interview is in the August 2009 issue of “Acoustic Guitar.” But scre...

Last October I told the story—in Galileo And Neptune —about how Charles T. Kowal discovered that one of Galileo’s notebooks contained a “pre...

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I don’t know which is more science fiction/fantasy sounding...

So August has Taylor Swift on the cover of “ Glamour ” and Miley Cyrus on the cover of “ Elle .” I’m guessing that the insecure 35-year ...

Lana is in big trouble. But isn’t she always? Lex is desperate to help. But isn’t he always? Lionel takes advantage of the moment both to bl...

This was Nicole Bobek : She was born in 1977 and in 1995 she was the US Champion figure skater. She won the bronze medal at the Olympics th...

The last time I saw Loudon Wainwright III perform he was headlining at a little jazz club on Chicago’s near-north side. It was a very cool ...