An avalanche of more than 100 apples rained down over a main road in Keresley, Coventry on Monday night.
The street was left littered with apples after they pelted car windscreens and bonnets just after rush-hour.
The bizarre downpour may have been caused by a current of air that lifted the fruit from a garden or orchard, releasing it over the junction of Keresley Road and Kelmscote Road.
One driver said: "The apples fell out of the sky as if out of nowhere. They were small and green and hit the bonnet hard. There were other cars on the road at the time too and everyone had to stop their cars suddenly."
... Keresley parish councillor Sandra Camwell said a freak black-out happened on the same road last year.
She said: "Strange things do happen in this part of the world. I think it's highly likely that apples did fall from the sky. We're in an area with a spooky history, where there have been witches for centuries, after all."
Coventry is in central England
north of London and apples fell there
seemingly from nowhere from the sky
hitting cars and disrupting traffic.
Assuming there wasn’t a grounds crew
working a couple of blocks away
cutting down a stand of apple trees
using an industrial shredder
spewing apples out into the sky
falling apples hitting cars is strange.
But lots of things fall out of the sky
and the press always finds an expert
who blames falling fish or frogs on wind
and now an intense vortex of wind
is being blamed for dropping apples.
Meteorologists think of wind.
Coventry people think of witches.
If Christmas witches can make apples
fall from the sky disrupting traffic
can they also make dinosaurs fall?
Dinosaurs falling out of the sky
would disrupt traffic if disrupting
traffic makes Christmas witches happy.
It’s always been kind of bloodthirsty
the saying Kill two birds with one stone.
Maybe birds are getting back at us.
Or something else up there in the sky
interested in parsimony
interested in disrupting cars
interested in Christmas witches
interested in Christmas wishes
of dinosaurs wanting to come back.
If dinosaurs fall out of the sky
the meteorologists will have
a harder time explaining it than
the local people of Coventry.
In fact maybe you could even say
the meteorologists will have
a hell of a time blaming the wind.
north of London and apples fell there
seemingly from nowhere from the sky
hitting cars and disrupting traffic.
Assuming there wasn’t a grounds crew
working a couple of blocks away
cutting down a stand of apple trees
using an industrial shredder
spewing apples out into the sky
falling apples hitting cars is strange.
But lots of things fall out of the sky
and the press always finds an expert
who blames falling fish or frogs on wind
and now an intense vortex of wind
is being blamed for dropping apples.
Meteorologists think of wind.
Coventry people think of witches.
If Christmas witches can make apples
fall from the sky disrupting traffic
can they also make dinosaurs fall?
Dinosaurs falling out of the sky
would disrupt traffic if disrupting
traffic makes Christmas witches happy.
It’s always been kind of bloodthirsty
the saying Kill two birds with one stone.
Maybe birds are getting back at us.
Or something else up there in the sky
interested in parsimony
interested in disrupting cars
interested in Christmas witches
interested in Christmas wishes
of dinosaurs wanting to come back.
If dinosaurs fall out of the sky
the meteorologists will have
a harder time explaining it than
the local people of Coventry.
In fact maybe you could even say
the meteorologists will have
a hell of a time blaming the wind.
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