The Way Of The Intercepting Fist

A new Steven Seagal movie came out today. This is the Redbox synopsis:

After serving 15 years for a crime he didn't commit, Shane Daniels is released from jail with an apology from the State of Arizona. Within hours of his freedom, he unluckily bears witness to an illegal diamond deal gone wrong. Members of both the Mexican mafia and State Troopers are killed leaving a terrified girl and a bag of money. In this action packed thrill ride, Shane must fight his way through a corrupt town and take the girl to safety.

I haven’t seen this movie (yet) but I’m guessing Steven saves the girl.

Too bad Steven Seagal never met Brittany Murphy. He could have beaten the hell out of Simon Monjack and then Steven and Brittany could have gone off and lived happily ever after.

Does Mischa Barton toss and turn in her bed at night hoping Steven Seagal will save her? When Mischa finally gets to sleep does she dream of Steven Seagal saving her?

Cynthia Rothrock is the gender-swap version of Steven Seagal.

Can Cynthia save me?

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