How Do You Make A Dead Dog Float? *

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Why did the chicken cross the road by Michael Vick’s house?

Because she had two grand riding on a pit bull named ‘Bunkerbuster’ and she wanted to watch the fight.

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How many Michael Vicks does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to unscrew the old bulb; one to go to the hardware store, buy a new bulb and screw it in; and one to shoot the pit bull that didn’t keep the supply closet properly stocked with replacement bulbs.

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Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Michael Vick’s cat.

Michael Vick’s cat who?

Michael Vick’s cat who hasn’t been fed in about a week! Hey, everyone’s so worried about the damn dogs, how about feeding the cat? Hey, feed me! FEED ME!







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* You get two scoops of vanilla ice cream, root beer and . . .