Anna Nicole Smith’s Dead Body, Jokes 1, 2 and 3

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

It wanted to see how badly decomposed the body of Anna Nicole Smith has become waiting to get buried.

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How many dead bodies of Anna Nicole Smith does it take to change a light bulb?

Don’t even worry about light bulbs, the camera crews bring their own spotlights.

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

The dead, decomposing body of Anna Nicole Smith.

The-dead-decomposing-body-of-Anna-Nicole-Smith who?

— If I may interject here, my client, the-dead-decomposing-body-of-Anna-Nicole-Smith, cannot comment on that at this time because it is the subject of pending litigation in three courts in two countries, thank you.