Science

I’m hearing complaints.

Police tell me they get

lots of reports my

experimental

Sea Monkeys escape

their moat and attack

the neighborhood koi.

But how can I let

the deaths of goldfish

get in the way of

advancing science?

It doesn’t matter,

however, because

my new and improved

giant tetras will

keep down the numbers

of the Sea Monkeys.

I am worrying,

however, about

those missing crayfish . . .