Five Songs: #4 – Pudgy Suburban Girls

Pudgy suburban girls are cool
Pudgy suburban girls rule

Pudgy suburban girls –
Pudgy suburban girls –
Pudgy suburban girls –

Pudgy suburban girls are warm
Dressed in their pudgy suburban uniforms
Sun dresses that hang
On date night, short black skirts

Pudgy suburban girls are cool
Pudgy suburban girls rule

Pudgy suburban girls –
Pudgy suburban girls –
Pudgy suburban girls –

On her back
Pudgy legs in the air
Pudgy fingers
You know where
Give her a tickle
Tug on her hair
Pudgy feet start spinning around
Man, I wish I was there right now –

Pudgy suburban girls are cool
Pudgy suburban girls rule

Pudgy suburban girls –
Pudgy suburban girls –
Pudgy suburban girls –

Pudgy suburban girls are nice
Giving each other suburban advice
“Just hold down the hair . . .”
“If it’s too big, spit down there . . .”

Pudgy suburban girls are cool
Pudgy suburban girls rule

Pudgy suburban girls –
Pudgy suburban girls –
Pudgy suburban girls –

Got to talking last night
The theology of Pascal
“Don’t give me that,” she told me, “Karl Popper said it all!”
“But objective truth—” I began. She interrupted me.
“Nothing’s true or false,” she said. “Some things are just
Preferable!”

Pudgy suburban girls are cool
Pudgy suburban girls rule

Pudgy suburban girls –
Pudgy suburban girls –
Pudgy suburban girls –

Pudgy suburban girls –
Pudgy suburban girls –
Pudgy suburban girls –

They’re cool

They rule